With 80% of LPs cashing out of Continuation Vehicles (CVs), the industry is demanding more GP transparency. However, asking for better spreadsheets is merely the “Streetlight Effect”. Discover how LPs can achieve true investment autonomy by bypassing GP narratives and deploying independent operational telemetry—an Organisational CT Scan—to measure invariant asset health.

In the ‘Outer Space’ of Private Equity, Limited Partners are left holding decaying assets while GPs manufacture unearned performance fees. By applying an Organisational CT Scan to 13 years of Golden Goose's telemetry, this diagnostic exposes the ‘NAV Squeezing’ illusion—proving it is entirely possible to separate true GP skill from financial engineering.

A 20% bankruptcy rate proves traditional Private Equity due diligence is structurally blind. This Strategic Advisory Brief exposes how GPs engineer ‘Alpha Illusions’—masking a 90% defect rate inside a €2.5B trophy asset—and equips Limited Partners with the diagnostic tools to break PE’s one-way mirror, protect their capital, and reject toxic Continuation Vehicles.

As Vinted targets an €8 billion pre-IPO valuation, traditional due diligence is missing a €4.92 billion structural leak. By applying the Organisational CT Scan and introducing friction-adjusted mathematics (LTV_{real}), this forensic diagnostic reveals how Vinted’s 54.6% Asset Inefficiency Score mirrors the catastrophic collapse of Farfetch—and how advisory firms can mathematically underwrite the recovery.